Pepperoni Supernova T-Shirt

A particularly dank slice of pepperoni pizza located in the Bushwick region of Brooklyn, as imaged in infrared by the James Webb Space Telescope. An important discovery that people will be talking about as soon as they see it on your cosmic chest.

Generic copy about the shirt that I will not delete for fear or depriving you of any content, no matter how bland: This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more [publisher's note: thank you t-shirt blank copywriter, it's true you know my dreams]. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US